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A Bear in Blue Jeans | A Poem by Daniel Klawitter

There was a big brown bear-
That had a derriere
Much wider than it was long.

So he couldn’t wear jeans
Cuz they’d split at the seams
For the width & the length were all wrong.

Have you ever seen
A bear in jeans?
It isn’t a pretty sight.

It chafes the fur
And pinches the fat-
Something about it just ain’t right.


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